"Please pull forward", tales from the drive-thru's of America...

    Not much burns my ass as much or as fast as when a fast food drive-thru employee asks me if I'd mind pulling forward.  "Fuck yes I mind" I always say to that stupid question unless its an old lady then I'm still mad but I pull forward. 
     That is even a very insulting question really.   What they are saying is basically just, "Umm, the next few cars food is ready and even though you ordered your's first your time is worthless to us we only care about our timer and your hurting our #'s, so why don't you just pull forward off of our timer and wait so we can keep our time low."
     Like its my fault that a Large Fry could fuck their rythum up so bad during lunch rush at 12:15 in the afternoon.  But thats exactly what they are saying when they say "Would you please pull forward" and us fat bastards just keep taking it. 
     If we wanted to or had the dicipline to we could all unite and bring our local fastfood chains to thier knees in days and straighten all those cocky teenagers up to start respecting us fat folks as assets again.  Pimply fucks have gotten a little power over us by controlling when we get our treats and have forgotten the fat pay their minimum wage.
     So just say "NO!" next time they pull that shit. Im going to...fuck them and their timer, I was here first.  It's not right the way they do us.  We dont have to take their shit if we dont want to you know. 
     Rise up fat people!  Let's take back our country's drive-thru's.

Over Blogged

     I am an addict.  I have a serious problem and need profesional help to rectify my situation and get my life back on track.  My addiction is running my life and it's not even a fun addiction like drugs so theres not even the honor of a cool vice to ease the pain.  My drug is blogging.  I'm a gigantic nerd who loves to ramble on about this and that and work on maintaining my silly ass little blogs.  I know have three running now, I don't count this one, I've got my comedy blog Laughing at Life, Reading Practice for my creative writing and now a brand new one I have spent a ridiculous amount of time recently getting off the ground a blog honoring the work of Stephen King which I named King Fan 19 Blog. 
     If you had told me in high school that by my mid 30's I would be toiling away all of my time working on three blogs hardly anyone even looks at I would have never believed you.  Hell at 18 I knew everything and by my 30's I planned to be well into the grind of a mindless and thankless job just like Pop's before me and his Pop's before him.  Now look at me Capt Blogger super nerd.  I may just kick my own ass for being such a dork.  My little life devouring hobby has completly taken over my life to the point that I've had to set up this personal blog here just so I can vent my pent up frustrations from time to time. 
     So Yipee! Tomorrow is grand launch day for my third blog.  Another load of unrequested dribble has been poured out into the world of cyber space so that it can hope to be read by others so as to serve some sort of purpose besides just being a buffer between the booming crowded porn sites that also live on the net.  I guess it could always be worse.  I could be a chronic masturbator with hairy bush palms surrounded on all sides by used Kleenex just a nasty lonely horndog that can't pry himself away from porn and self love.  I guess being a blogging nerd isn't really so bad after all.

A brand new place for wasting my time

     This blog makes my 4th active blog that I am currently running so there is no longer any more doubt as to the fact that I have absolutely no life at all.  Since I am wasting such a large amount of my time working on various blogs for free and have now gone and set up a 4th new blog I have decided that this one is for me.  I dedicate Tornado of Rage to me, Shawn, in honor of all my wasted moments of potentially productive life spent blogging. I am going to use this one here as my own personal outlet for anything that I feel like doing at this blog.  This blog I am building for me.  Tornado of Rage and all it contains is for my own entertainment and amusement.  At Tornado of Rage everything goes if your me, which I am so I'll create my space without constraining myself in any way.
     My tiny mind now has a playground to be creative in any way that I decide to be because this ones mine.  It's for me.  You're welcome here anytime to explore or whatever readers do while visiting blogs while I ramble away and entertain myself with this public secret private blog that I built just for me.


Links to my other blogs...

My comedy blog - Laughing at Life

My creative writing blog - Reading Practice

My Stephen King fan blog - King Fan 19 Blog